- Make sure you have an fsck capable computer. Usually this means that your computer is running an operating system (OS) capable of fscking, to find out simply launch an X Terminal emulator and type in fsck. Example of such OSes are GNU/Linux, BSD, AIX, Mac OS X, Solaris and other certified UNIX OSes. I assume Windows is capable of fscking if you install CygWin.
- Have a USB-to-Anus cable ready and used to connect yourself to the computer. Simply plug in the USB side to the USB port on your computer and the Anus side to your Anus. The Anus connector should be easily identifiable and not confused with the USB connector, since it resembles a vibrator.
- Once connected type in cat /dev/me. If nothing appears make sure anus.d daemon is installed and running and that you are recognized by the OS. Depending on the OS version a driver for your Anus might be provided by the OS vendor, check the vendor's website to learn more, if not you may need to write one yourself. Everyone's anus is different though we are all the same.
- Finally simply type in fsck /dev/me and that's how you go and fsck yourself.
I thought of adding diagrams but feared they'd be considered too shocking. Nothing like self-censorship!
